It’s not possible to stroll by a recreation of outsized Jenga on the bar and never take a look at the teetering stack of blocks. There’s one thing about the way it sways earlier than inevitably crashing down into wreckage that’s enthralling. It’s how I really feel after I take a look at the Eagles’ bandwagon rising like a uncared for yard.
I perceive liking their possibilities to win the NFC East. It’s a clown footwear division that options two of the worst-run groups within the NFL, neither of which is helmed by Jerry Jones. An MIT scholar may give you an algorithm to crack that code over spring break. Philly must be favored to win it by default.
Something greater than that — greatest document, Tremendous Bowl, and so on. — is irresponsible. Telling a fanbase susceptible to tantrums that they’re going to Disneyland after they’re extra more likely to find yourself at Busch Gardens Williamsburg goes to incite a shit-eating riot of the worst variety.
Gifted rosters don’t assure playoff success, solely good quarterbacks do. Perhaps the Eagles’ plan is to run away with the common with Jalen Hurts below heart, after which, when groups least anticipate it, pivot to Gardner Minshew in Nick Foles-ian style. Each bookie fielding Hurts for MVP bets — at +2500, he’s proper behind Lamar Jackson with the twelfth greatest odds — is cackling to themselves.
The previous Sooner was the quarterback who didn’t win the Heisman below Lincoln Riley, and the one purpose he’s not considered by way of a largely detrimental lens is he has but to undergo the hypes and subsequent lows which have befallen Baker Mayfield and Kyler Murray. Hurts misplaced his beginning spot to Tua Tagovailoa at Alabama, however yeah, of these 4 quarterbacks, he’s going to be the one who pops (if Murray hasn’t already locked up that distinction).
It’s unclear what occurred a few months in the past when the Philly media was able to hit the panic button on its quarterback state of affairs like an obnoxious passenger on a United flight smashing the attendant button as a result of he didn’t sync his bank card with the app earlier than takeoff. (Simply hearken to your podcast sober like the remainder of us poor bastards who couldn’t prolong the pre-boarding buzz.) As glad as I’m that Hurts is getting an opportunity, franchise savior is a attain.
I had AJ Brown final yr in fantasy, and he was relentlessly on the damage report. The Titans’ common season success the previous few years was extra about what Derrick Henry opened up for Ryan Tannehill than what the receivers opened up for Henry.
In Brown’s greatest season — his 2020 marketing campaign when he had 70 receptions for 1,075 yards and 11 scores — he wasn’t within the high 15 in receiving yards. Hurts couldn’t preserve his job when he had Calvin Ridley, Jerry Jeudy, and Henry Ruggs on his roster at Alabama. I don’t care if he’s throwing to DeVonta Smith, as a result of he additionally was on that 2017 Crimson Tide staff.
Let’s preserve the expectations real looking. This can be a Jimmy Garoppolo-49ers state of affairs the place the staff may make a deep playoff run, but it surely’ll be on the backs of the operating recreation, stable teaching, and a bodily protection. These three aspects for the Eagles have been all tremendous a yr in the past. Miles Sanders broke out late final yr I suppose, and Nick Sirianni may need to fear about his QB’s well being earlier than he runs him like he’s Cam Newton.
The protection wasn’t within the high half of the league in factors allowed a yr in the past, and whereas they added expertise, let’s see some outcomes earlier than we undertaking them to go away a plethora of hobbled offenses of their wake. Ron Rivera has received seven video games in his first two years within the NFC East, so take that under consideration when touting the 9 Ws Sirianni gathered in 2021.
The Eagles have the sixth-best odds (+1100) of representing the NFC within the Tremendous Bowl, however that’s as a result of there’s nobody else. Hell, the Bucs are favored to return out of the convention, and Tom Brady appears to be like like he’s been sleeping in a tanning mattress.
Sharps level to Philly’s favorable schedule as if it’s the reply to the midterm, and asks, “Why not the Eagles?” I don’t know, as a result of they snuck up on a bunch of groups final yr earlier than getting discarded by Tampa like James Bond judo chopping a anonymous henchman.
Anonymity is now not on their aspect, the bandwagon is overloaded to a dangerous diploma, and it looks like a crowd is gathering extra to look at the spectacle of a tumbling tower than to see how far it rises.